To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a proble... - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"Life is wasted on the living."

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

"If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me."

"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."