More quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."
"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people."
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."