More quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
"What we want to see is the child in pursuit of the knowledge not the knowledge in pursuit of the child."
"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
"Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."
"I’m an atheist and I thank God for it."