More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."
"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."