Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but... - Beryl Dov

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."