More quotes by Beryl Dov

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"