More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."
"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."
"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."
"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."