Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. - Mae West

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."