Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. - Mae West

"I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it."

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

"You are never too old to become younger!"

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."