You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Mae West

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

"I'm single because I was born that way."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."