More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."
"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."