More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."
"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."