More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."