More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."