More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."