More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."
"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."