More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."
"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."