More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."