Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not re... - George Bernard Shaw

"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."

"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people."

"The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not."

"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."

"The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination"