More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."