More quotes by Beryl Dov

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."
"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."