More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"