More quotes by Beryl Dov

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."
"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."
"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."
"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."