More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"
"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."