More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."
"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."
"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"