More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."
"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."