More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."