More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"