"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."
"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."
"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."