"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."
"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."