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"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."