"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."