"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."