More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."
"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."