"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."
"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"
"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"
"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."
"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."