"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."
"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."
"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."
"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."
"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."