"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."
"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."
"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."
"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."