"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."
"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."
"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."