"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."
"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."