"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."