More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."