"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."
"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::"
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."