More quotes by Johnny Depp

"if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second."
"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."
"Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
"You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever."