"One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said “Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock..."
"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."
"You grow up a bit damaged or broken then you have some success but you don't know how to feel good about the work you're doing or the life you're leading."
"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."
"if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second."
"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."