More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."
"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."