New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be a... - Beryl Dov
"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."
"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."
"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."