More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."
"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"
"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."