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"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."