Not my daughter, you bitch! - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"But you're dead,' said Harry.'Oh, yes,' said Dumbledore matter-of-factly.'Then... am I dead too?''Ah,' said Dumbledore, smiling still more broadly. 'That is the question, isn't it? On the whole, dear boy, I think not."

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."

"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"

"Does it hurt?"The childish question had escaped Harry's lips before he could stop it. "Dying? Not at all,"said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep."

"I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons,"said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be."