Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why o... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"After all this time?""Always..."

"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"

"Her voice was now so shrill only bats would be able to hear it soon, but she had reached a level of indignation that rendered her temporarily speechless.."

"I can't give a Professor love!"

"Seventeen, eh!"said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred."Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?""Vaguely,"said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?""I forge’ the details,"Hagrid chortled."