Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice c... - Don Roff

"Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible."

"A writer always writes."

"Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton."

"The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement."

"Writing a story, regardless of length, begins always with a single word."