More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."
"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."