Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shave... - Beryl Dov

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."