Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will y... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?"

"Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry"said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies."

"What are you doing with all those books anyway?"Ron asked. Just trying to decide which ones to take with us,"said Hermione. When we're looking for the Horcruxes."Oh, of course,"said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library."

"I can't give a Professor love!"

"So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that."