"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
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"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."