More quotes by H. L. Mencken

"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line."
"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage."
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor."
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."