More quotes by H. L. Mencken

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage."
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."
"There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor."
"One of the most mawkish of human delusions is the notion that friendship should be eternal, or, at all events, life-long, and that any act which puts a term to it is somehow discreditable."