Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportuni... - Beryl Dov
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."